Well, you could go space pirate AU, and switch it so it’s the Prince and the Pirate… Or go nuts and make it Mass Effect and make Jack and James pirates, or… I dunno. You can do this!
Hell, at that point, it’d be Meghan as the notorious Dread Pirate Shepard, scourge of the Relays, with her First Mate Jacqueline Nought, and the Spectres Vakarian and Alenko tasked with bringing her in.
I winked at my first mate. Jack rolled her eyes and tossed the pony tail she wore in a top-knot across her shoulder. I was glad she’d opted for the gauze shirt today instead of the belt bra. ”We can outrun them, you know.”
Joker spun his chair around, scratching under his cap, “Why should we? There’s nothing contraband aboard right now.”
"Except the quarian," Jack snapped. "These two idiots have been dogging our steps since Thessia. I say we introduce them to the airlock."
"Don’t worry about the quarian." I shrugged. "It’s only Vakarian and Alenko, Jack. By the time I’m done, those two won’t care what we have on board."
Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover!
I’m actually sobbing
Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.
Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.
This is so cute
Where is the funding for them? Why have I not heard of this before? Talk about unsung heroes
this is amazing
Is this real? I hope it is.
I hope so too because this bought a tear to my eye ❤️
"My friends are scarier than he is."
ketchup-catsup brachiate deadbeats-deadhearts
I almost forgot my briefcase!
It’s full of all my doguments.
Relevant words from the Old Man.
sunvapor said: What the fucks happening in Ferguson?
Alright, i’m gonna sit down and basically explain the situation in this ask so everyone of my followers knows why i’m so pissed.
Michael Brown, a 17 - 18 year old african american boy was unlawfully shot (8-10 times supposedly) by police in St Louis, Missouri on saturday, august 9th, 2014. He was unarmed, and had done nothing to attract suspicion other than the fact that he was black. His body was left in the street for 4 hours. (beware: somewhat graphic image linked)
There are several claims from witnesses (see: Dorian Johnson’s account and video [HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING UP ON HIS ACCOUNT, ITS VERY SPECIFIC] — Brown’s friend who experienced the situation first hand, La’Toya Cash and Phillip Walker— Ferguson residents nearby the incident), that fall together in generally close claims. However, the only one who’s claim seems out of place is the police officer’s who shot Brown. Who, by the way, is put off on paid administrative leave AND who’s name remained under anonymity for his safety (However, attorney Benjamin Crump is looking for a way to force release his name). He claims that Brown began to wrestle the officer for his gun and tried attacking him after he told Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson (22) to “get the f*ck on the sidewalk”.
According to Johnson, after a minor confrontation on the officer’s part where he grabbed Brown by the neck and then by the shirt, the officer pulled his gun on Brown and shot him at point blank range on the right side of his body. Brown and Johnson were able to get away briefly and started running. However, Brown was shot in the back, supposedly disabling him from getting very far. He turned around with his arms in the air and said “I don’t have a gun, stop shooting!” By this point, Brown and the officer were face to face as the cop shot him several times in the face and chest until he was finally dead. Johnson ran to his apartment and by the sound of his account, seemingly had some sort of panic attack. Later he emerged from his home to see Brown still laying in the streets. People were gathered with their cellphones, screaming at the police.
According to msnbc, the police refuse to interview Johnson at all, despite his amazing courage to come forward. They didn’t wanna hear it. They only listened to the cop’s account of it all and were vague with the media on what they thought happened. They’ve also refused to commit to a timeline in releasing autopsy results and other investigation information.
Numerous rumors are sweeping around such as Brown stealing candy from a QuickTrip, the store he emerged from calling the cops on him, Brown reaching for a gun, Brown attacking the cop first, ect. But these have all been debunked. (I know a lot of these have been debunked, but im having a hard time finding sources. if anyone could help out and link some legit ones id be SO grateful)
The event in and of itself was terrible, but now it has escalated beyond belief. Around 100 or more people, mostly black, went to the police station to protest peacefully. Things quickly turned bad as martial law got involved and authorities were bringing in K9s, tanks, heavy artillery, ect. The heavy police presence only made things worse as riots began to break out and looting and vandalism started. [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]
Now, as of very recently, the media has been banned from Ferguson. There is also a No-Fly zone above Ferguson for the reason of “ TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES ” as said on the Federal Aviation Commission’s website. Cop cars are lined up on the borders to prevent people from entering/leaving. Media outlets are being threatened with arrest. It completely violates our amendments and everything.
It’s becoming increasingly scary and difficult to find out whats going on over there. I’m afraid this is all the information I have, though. If anybody else knows anything about the situation, please feel free to add on or correct any mistakes i’ve made as i’m no expert on writing these things.
And as a personal favor, i’d really appreciate anyone to give this a reblog in order to spread the word. I think it’s a shame that this is going on in our own country yet so few people know about it. Help me make this topic huge and get this as much attention as possible.
Please keep this circulating. Cops are getting more and more brazen, know your rights!
good to know
Reblogging every time this goes past
(via Zulhilmi Zamri)
Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-
that’s some serious yamakasi business
Reblog if you’ve ACTUALLY used any of these things.
Every single one of them.
Well, not the DENVER phone book
lol it’s a yellowbook
can we talk about this
I’d call it the "slide rule."
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